MattRandles

WHO AM I?!

& How can I Help?

Ideas guy. Problem solver. Technical Lead and developer of things with over a decade in commercial development. Follow me or connect.

WHO ARE YOU?!

& How can I help?

You're in need of...

You are...

WTF?! TLDR incoming

"A split focus on back end automation and front end development in the brand management & marketing landscape." *

— Anona Moose, Owner of Pun ACME Ltd.
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WTF?!

TLDR: My time is the product

Advice /
Assistance

from £80/hr

Primarily via email and chat apps.

Decades of experience to help guide you from day 1 or assist in a pinch.

Review
& Report

from £80/hr

Primarily via email and chat apps.

Your secret weapon: A second set of eyes.

Quick
Chat

£60 - 15mins

Voice call, or up to 15 voicenotes.

If your looking to Connect on LinkedIn, try this first.

Need a Quick review?
My first impressions?
get roasted

For projects and dev work,
hire my employer

WHO AM I?!

Decades ago I'd have poured hours into this, but time is a fickle fucker. I'm a dad of two and border collie owner... life is mostly organized chaos.

A developer at heart with years of experience across multiple disciplines, languages and architectures. I'm just as happy creating a quick MVP low-code solution as I am coding into the late night to scale businesses. An asset alongside companies from ideation and fundraising through to acquisition.

* All contact is kept private, no data is shared and assumed NDA by default. But feel free to tell the world how great I am.

Get Roasted£40

Just want a knee jerk reaction? Give me you're website address or business social handle and I'll give you my honest first impressions. They'll be raw, there might be cursing.

£40 - first impressions

  • 1 Minute video clip
  • 1st impressions, edited to the important notes
  • or up to 15 voicenotes, if audio is your jam
  • or a short bullet point list

Request for details will be sent upon manual payment confirmation, please allow 24 hours.

Advice / Assistance£100/hr *

* Become a customer today and recieve an invite to volume discounts. 5hrs and above orders from £80/hr

If you need someone an email away, for advice or help finding the right course of action, I'm here. (or discord, or other desktop chat app)

If you are in need of help with any of the following, order now to connect. The aim is to give you as much help in an hour as I can and let you decide if I'm the right person to ask for more.

  • Ideation
  • Strategy help (content, socials, getting started)
  • Automation help
  • Marketing
  • Discuss issues with:
    • Domains
    • Hosting
    • Development / code
    • Troublesome Errors / Bugs

Sure, ChatGPT and the LLM revolution are fantastic starting points and amazing technologies in the right hands...

But what if you were to include insights and experience from someone with 20 years of Web, Desktop & Mobile development experience?

Maybe, someone with over a decade of doing those while building up a fountain of knowledge in the field of marketing, brand building, startups & helping companies from fruition to acquisition?

Well, slap my ass and call me MattGPT? Or ask me to refrain from using information in any LLM, that's fine too.

Review & Report£100/hr *

* Become a customer today and recieve an invite to volume discounts. 5hrs and above orders from £80/hr

If you need someone an email away as a critical second set of eyes, I'm here. (or discord, or other desktop chat app)

Order now to connect and get an experienced set of eyes reviewing your wotsitamabob. The aim is to give you as much information in the little time we have, to help your and let you decide if I'm the right person to ask for more. I can give you a TLDR short form review/report in many areas, such as:

  • Website and Brand Auditing
  • Social Media Review
  • SEO Analysis
  • UX suggestions
  • Development related reviews:
    • Build
    • Optimisation
    • Security
    • Platform choice

Maybe you've created a new website, or are in the process and need someone to give you their gut reactions? Or you've had a site for a while and need someone to cast their eye on the SEO, UX & build quality to guague the need for a new one?

Any of those and more, just ask. As a developer my initial focus is usually performance, optimisation and security, but I can focus on what you are most concerned about.

Just to be clear, I am not a yes man, you will be paying for honest and critical feedback.

Schedule a chat£60 - 15 mins

I'm currently happily employed but if you really want to make me an offer or connect on LinkedIn for future pitching to your clients, I'd suggest betting your money on it.

£60 - 15 minute live chat

  • Audio
  • Video
  • or up to 15 voicenotes on whatsapp

Contact details will be sent upon payment confirmation, please allow 24 hours. Meetings made within 24 hours may not be attendable.

WARNING: I don't post much publicly.